Your Nikka who tole you!
Well seeing as my sister Rachel who is a partner at a law firm which means you know she's a mean lawyer who is shaming me with a photograph she took of next to an ugly friend of mine who is a girl where i wasn't looking happy but she is still using it to shame me but in 1986 she kinder abused me which is actually sibling abuse but for some reason when i was being persecuted by the police i decided to tell the swiss where i claimed political asylum kinder abuse, maybe she was put up to it by and adult anyway she did it so she is an awful person for taking a photo and keeping it to make it look like she is showing people who should be into me so I don't have a chance with them, think she is mean yet? OH the bonus, yeah there's a bonus, my communicative ability and keeness to take on food was affected by it so I wasn't able to discuss problems that arose as freely and was a bit more awkward in some social settings and so too am I smaller than my relatively older brother Chris so we are different sizes and shapes, but weird how things happen for a reason and the world works in mysterious ways - Your Nikka.
Nikka is pondering whether James Muntz James Muntz will tell the boys come on and if I were you I'd stay in your armchair stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka. By the way James Muntz is a 'Stupid Genius' who lives in 'his' world and speaks a code so that a genius can understand himself, a stupid genius by the name of James Muntz. 'Haha James'. In other developments prevision beats accuracy and accuracy beats power and yes i might be fast but im actually very precise because im manufactured by a German so it vorsprung durtsch technique and ofcourse Your Nikka prefers Blondes - he's a Gentleman aint he? and only human still he admits - Your Nikka.
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2nd March 2025
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Check the link out for No hangover - Before when it happened So Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com and never hangover ever again - Your Nikka
16th February 2025
How should I put this, but many analogies such as whether someone really is more of a how should I say Irishman or not do apparently appear to be maybe not very proveable or really relevant, but it's something I'd throw out there while my creative juices were flowing, hopefully that's a good thing for me and for you seeing as I've been able to come up with ideas such as prehangovercure.com and maybe just maybe never ever have a hangover ever again - Your Nikka
2nd February 2025
Now this is a really bizzare-o world one. And I'm not going into detail. But the takapuna genius seem to think that dyin mogridge thinks I've done so well that they are arranging my marriage. Maybe he is getting old, maybe they are, after all Sarah Brooks said it 'come to South Australia and we will be wealthy' but I'd already been so not much point in that. And that was some indian, and oh my god says Jimi Muntz so is Ty from my household. Clearly this bodes as nonsense like loads of it is and sure I might not be getting left with much but atleast I get the $600k from Sir John Key that apparently shows in 5 weeks from the 24th of January 2025. Highly unlikely thinks only Jimi Muntz mind you as Anal Retentive as he is which his father admits he is he disbelieves as that's not possible mind you those 'styles' of people are generally very suspicious amongst other 'hilarious' traits that they exhibit. And imagine if I could get $500M US for coming up with a hangover cure, which I have which is one before when it happened which means preventing your hangover with prehangovercure.com which is even better than cure most people have heard that by the age of 20. So the file of the style of the aisle is the right rap profile for mine. Or for my as netflix are now calling it. Those Yanks, hilarious once again mind you that one was a funny one that Dani K, Lee Rother and I came up with as part of our creative process. Not so much a creteive one, whatever that is supposed to mean or not mean. Enough for today - So stay hydrated and whiskey on though with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
1st February 2025
Takapuna locals announced I've 'wised off' last night and now the place is way more normal which seems weird in a way. But I just scored a free LCD TV and had to pickup some bunny ears for the signal. Exciting stuff I know. Now what to do till payday? That is the question. If only Whybins and the Medium Channel Experience would finish off which could only be weeks away if I'm lucky though really otherwise it could drag halycon on and on. In the mean time stay hydrated and whiskey on though with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
28th January 2025
Takapuna locals sure know how to do things like a Police State. Some say it would be my Mum's idea. She seems to be the one who got me locked up in a pysch ward for smoking cigarettes - talk about heavy handed, could've just talked to me about it but they don't tell me what to do or not to do I'm expected to know what the expectations are. Don't they know what kids are like? Back to my present situation, first your flatmates do the toenails on your bed thing, then they steal your socks, your underwear, somehow make you feel unwell by maybe putting something in your food atleast one time (if not more). I just heard they were hoping to trick me into contracting listeria. Scoundrels. And only one of them really works full time. Work out how they do it and I'll pay you a million bucks. Hopefully I've got a solution coming soon though - will have to wait and see but in the mean time stay hydrated and whiskey on though with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
21st January 2025
Waiting for something to end can really be the worst, can't it just? All we know is everybody has to soldier on till my current Medium Channel Experience finishes off, and then Tulsi reckons I wake up with my 6. Not so sure about that seeing as I have been told I'm not. But seriously now I know why I don't like rainy days in the middle of summer. But still it's going to work out alright one day so I can wait for the beginning of the lifestyle enjoyment or life enjoyment really. Mind you I've done a fair bit of that having travelled to 40 countries so think travel advice seems like a good idea hit me up on Email Me then stay hydrated and whiskey on though with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
19th January 2025
James Muntz reckons this is way wilder than anything he has ever seen or come across. That may be but the thing he isn't is a wild man which is WM which are the socks my mum got me, aww bless her, and Westside Media is the company they founded just before me. What matters most though is what is whybin tbwa nz co ltd up to paying lee rotherham when he doesn't pay his taxes on the money, well that's his business I guess but hey if I wanted to I could report him to the IRD at any moment now or in the future so if he doesn't stop killing himself with 15 year codral cold and flu tablets i would be surprised cos he is hooked and now he has a very high chance of liver cancer! Ridiculous effort team Rotherham, if he was going to be bothered by something it might be his grizly ending with that illness as we all know that's the worst way to go so anyway back to the point, the maint fact of the matterment is I have more blood in my bed than a farmer who sleeps in the shed so that I really dislike and I hear it's whybins again but why, oh well, whatever I guess gotta keep it hydrated and whiskey on though with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
14th January 2025
At moments like these you need Minties, disclaimer alert don't break your teeth on them though
6th January 2025
How about that, word on the street has it that Qmin raped Kerry Rogers and then she killed herself after he put her up to being my girlfriend when I broke up with her after she slept with a mate which I didn't mind too much as I wasn't really seriously serious with her but somehow I was reported as the rapist? How does that work NZ Police dept? Let's see, if you live at I A R land road maybe someone knows that yes a rapist lives there? Well I'll be in my most Ice Cude (not cube or crude, it's a freudian which sounds fun, althought maybe it's ice clued? Hey there's lots of ways to dice the tomato as they say now ya hear?) style of voice. So anyway if it's true then RIP her and all of that, I guess James Lovett apparently holds the answers which I hope are explained in person by some people one day other than over my cray cray medium channel experience cos you know that would make it more real. And as we should know by now real things matter and all of that so partay on dudes and stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
2nd January 2025
How about that, check my lyrics page for more updated rhymes and don't hangover, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
1st January 2025
Nike Bones, your Nikka is now in 2025! No hangover either so stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
29th December 2024
Great day in Auckland today, weather is so good it's unfair on everybody else oh well sucks to be them. I'm just waiting for two weeks now for lifestyle enjoyment to really kick into another gear as such, so stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
20th December 2024
It is Christmas and what does EAMVR stand for, if you can work that out send me an email or sumn. Friday, waiting for the bar to open and sitting around and relaxin'. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
9th December 2024
If you are looking for a Real Estate Agent on Auckland's North Shore one day (not right now as she is otherwise predisposed) check out Swiftyre and take another look in 6 months for an updated version (v2.0 Rollout June 2024). Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
1st December 2024
Anna Swift has come clean, I'm not really related to Kate Futter or Lord Horatio or Vincent Van Gogh, but my mum may have wanted me to be a walking replica of the 1st Viscount and I am a 'Vice' Admiral so basically my father might be van cough not related to van gogh, he's Irish mostly, and Welsh - about 50:50. Just putting it out there to see what comes back around at me. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
27th November 2024
So today is the day that Kate Futter is telling me they've installed a Kent Futtner Nicholas, and they've installed the ESP equip as well, and get this, I'm related to the 1st Viscount Vice Admiral Lord Nelson which my mum mentioned once and I know the van gogh kids from my first day at Kristin School when mad as hell marketing started but I'm ready to move forward but no one will let me for no reason other than ESP and whatever else there is but I'll figure it out somehow with my coughing political father dail michael john jones who might be van coughs as my life has been politicised with lots of persecution from the Tindalls or the Bogridges or the Bermans so sit around and while you are at it Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
26th November 2024
Key word, it can be, that doesn't mean that it is. And it's not really the hope that is dangerous it's the relying on it that really is dangerous, because you have to have friends out there you know people you can rely on. Currently I'm waiting for my florida demage which I don't know I will even be interested in, that's Takapuna Geniuses for you and Whybins are a bunch of really clever people which is kinda fun and everything but really I just need some good old fashioned normal stuff. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
24th November 2024
Just playing the waiting game now, one day down at a time, not much to do or see but good things come to those who wait I'm told.
23rd November 2024
Today I had a real good update for you but I didn't do it before I fell asleep again. Oh well, I just built a website for Anna Swift of Harcourts Real Estate fame and she might boost her brand profile in the market by having an online presence that I have walked her through
18th November 2024
Just busted another ass, AMELIA SHARMANs' ass. But hang on to your hats folks cos this one's a doozy she lives at 'A Good Person Really' Road. Meanwhile Lee Rother, you know, born to a bother and now not friends with Andrew Strother lives at 'O Dear a cheater place'. He can't even ring the polizia and tell them they stole his car. Because that ass is busted. Take my advice and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
18th November 2024
Just busted another ass, JIMI HUNTS of jimihunt.com fame. Or is it Jimi Hint, cos he is putting a few out there. James MUNT as he is also known cos he didn't handle his florida demise. Shame. Oh well. Meanthile back at the lab where I'm bombing critics and picking on literal illiterates just like ICE CUDE does oh wait, that was Dre. Well he has his day and I'll have mine. NJ DAY MY NIKKAS. So what i meant to say was, which Jimi Hint uses all the time when says anything not when he gets into the detail, and you knowah, gets all carried away like I did in 1995 when I shouldn't been in the driver's seat, well I was but I wasn't the driver, so whoever planned that was obviously a planimal. As I was saying, once again, what I meant to say was. I'm into busting asses now which is almost as fun as BlackJack but Tim Severne's best friends' best friend, I - it's a love triabgle of men tried to get me to write here that Cuan Gray has raped a women in 1998 mind you he does live at I A R Place. So I wonder if that means I a rapist? Just asking the authorities to clear that one up for us. Take my advice and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
18th November 2024
Well it seems to be the case that sometimes life throws a few surprises your way, remember the one, yeah that guy. No not 'thatt' guy. Anyway I'm 'this guy' and when the movie comes out it may involve street criminal rhyming analogies. What's that you ask? Well as Lee Rotherham would say, it's a thing which is a thing that I discovered around the 'placement areas' all the ESP lot call them. That is also a thing, anyway extremely long story short - STREET CRIMINAL RHYMING ANOLOGIES. It appears everybody, or loads of my 'friends' for lack of a better word, or a certain style of sort of something is in one. Take CUAN MICHAEL GRAY, yeah you know him from Graduation Gay fame. He is at CAR PLACE. I am at Si K Sare Road and Jimi Hunt the anal retentive, anal explusive, ignorant, very low IQ fella who also acts very ignorant which I've admitted, through my own thoughts to people I'd rather be poor and not ignorant than ignorant and rich which Jimi stubbornly resists to admit to being. Jimi lives at AHA Place. Which is aha! - he is... those things. And Tim Severne who you can ask ZOE BELL about lives at 4 or 5 BK Ave. Seeing as he is so 'honest' I guess we will find out whether he should be believed about anything. Just had Anna Swift who has also had meningitis as a young infant like Tim Severne has too which can cause problems with IQ on the file of the style of the aisle. So now we know what everybodies problem is and I'm busting some asses with some help it seems instead of, well, busting ass. But it looks like CUAN (pronounced Q-IN) is busted for being a social sleuth which means, as Jimi Hunt already knows, he is a social criminal. Not exactly my type of guy but he may suit your tastes. Take my advice and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
18th November 2024
oh, oh right, so i'm impossible then and we all know what that means but how could that be possible because that is impossible so how is it impossible then because, well im james william allan hunt then no you are, no i am not, you are no your not, i am well therein lies the quandry laddie - whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
14th November 2024
Today I am less than two weeks away from starting my life, or to fully enjoy my life with a reward from a previous boss. While I have made friends with rich land owners, they are not slave owners like Nelson had made friends with. However I am in the right today, as I stand firmly opposed to 'WILBERFORCES' ie CUAN MICHAEL GRAYs Abortionist (as opposed to Wilberforce's Abolitionist) campaign that I have been told involved 5 all up. So it's all an analogy, and if my father wanted me to be Lord Horatio Nelson, well I already am by the time of my birth into a new life, not at the time of my death at the age of 47 which should not and will not happen. I am pro-life not pro-'choice' and Cuan M Gray has lost this war, ie history has a habit of rhyming, not repeating itself. So keep it primo, not choice, and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
10th November 2024
Well after last night's outburst all I can say is whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
10th November 2024
So, when charged by my dad the dail to head to the america when i get my money which by the way i hope i do to be serious where do i go cos he wont tell me and if i go to the wrong place some media men tell me he will be mean to me well that's easy, why it's made backwards because good things take time and that's low fat cheese so smile, Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka, ED NOTE: but where FLORIDA ie ADIROLF, a deer olf, you know, ad it up to the hot rod death toll like today's car club in taka, a deer adolf, that's what this human chrysalised man seeks and that my friends is the magic of american television with bambi, brought to you by bambo ie YOUR NIKKA MY NIKKAS
4th November 2024
Two updates today and three within the last 24 hours, nikkablog is going nuts. Everything is 6 in takapuna village area, all I can say is that I am looking for to two years time. Stay tuned as more on this story unfolds. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
4th November 2024
Today is a new day, after a proper sleep, cool heads prevail, I'm not doing anything wild like James Hunt wants me to burn down Lee Rotherham's house, mind you he has raped two women, CHantelle Floyd and Tanja Karballin - James Hunt that is. Hopefully he doesn't do it again as he won't have me as his martyr to suffer pain and suffering for 4 or 5 or 6 years for his sins. Mental. Maybe something good can come in the new year. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
3rd November 2024
So basically smokin' mc's is bad for your health, like the rap line states, but smokin asses or aces as the USA version of the movie 21 which is the maximum which i'm getting which is smokin asses or smokin mc's according to my analysis of the sick media world as the media ply ploy boy. Word on the street is Bryan Mogridge sold his shares at $70 per share from $1 and as you would never have guessed simply wall street popped up in my emails and showed me that pricing which was a bit out of date as the price was around $90 at the time, as some fool walked past my house and said that Mr Bryan Mogridge the great man has sold his shares. And now some poor bastard has said that my money should be about 2 years away now. I wonder what they have in store for me next? Well we know what they wanted for me last time - PSYCH WARD, and I didn't write it or say it I thought it, whatever that was. My job is to be ignored. Well played everybody but we can still communicate via whybin tibs 'ESP' system which is not actually believable unless you witness it or experience it for yourself which heaps of people I know have. So if the cops are in on it and you can't trust them, I wonder what's on the cards then team? Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
31st October 2024
Ok so my next sangster mistress may shall be the sweet assed tanja karballin. I'm into katie o'hara first. Who has an element symbol for her compound of KO1. I do prehangovercure.com which is all about the h20 instead of the carbs before the alcohol not the exercise. Like carbo loading for pissheads yeah yeah we are all a bunch of ravenous pissheads here in New Zealand. What's my point, stay with me, the line not the song, which is a good one by mac miller or someone grande, ariana or something. Anyway back to the original point if karbs is water then Tanja Karbs all in is H02 for my potato farming ancestors. But fiddle me this i'll say to her, because my father is a member of parliament after all so it's not like i'm some small fry. KO1 then HO2 you get it, i'm sure i wanted a rich ho next but she'll do Mr Mogridge or whoever is actually in charge. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
30th October 2024
Today is all about British rap stars versus American Mad as Hell Marketing. Check out my lyrics and learn some of my story. First, you'll need the right mentalit-y for your fraternit-y with this societ-y and this market-ing say it the british african way you know with a british black person's accent and you'll be getting it. Speaking of which Jucy J's 'going through some shit' and 'gettin it' were loosely inspired by my life. 'How are they doing all this?' the gorgeous Abby Lye asks? Well there is a smart wire and two speaker microphone audial canal devices inserted in someones' ear drums. But I'm not saying whose and you'll have to guess whose that is. It's an obvious one. But you'll never believe what's possible when the government is involved. I am definitely a robot and not not not not not a paranoid android. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
29th October 2024
Word around my village is that people heard that I'm the cat, so my 'staff' which cats have (doesn't that make me the wizard?) organised my florida demise which I had a thoroughly good night out at like proper British British men always do. Well I am Mr Jones after all. Apparently some may wonder why I enjoyed my florida demise. As some people call me good on the munt, whereas foolish inexperienced men such as James Munt are munted men on the munt and throw up all over the bar. Me on the other hand must have been doing it for years now so, essentially if you remember the days when nikkablog.org was hosted by Bluehost you may recall 'mixing it just right'. mind you I had drunk about a dozen before they tried it on but I was as cool as a cat once again and got the mix right and had great fun with the bitches out that night. Go them, and go me too. Now you might wonder what type of cat I am, well you probably tink I am a Lyin to you. No sir, not round these parts, I am as honest as the day is long. So clearly I'm not a cheetah really girls and boys, I'm not a proud young business man, nor a cougar, perhaps as I have already stated for the record your honour - a panther. As black as night (big knight) and as sleek and silky as they come. Plus muscular, oh and politically opporessed. So I have to take the power back. But they might just give me some in two years when I get my gift from the mogridges. After all, I am responsible and have shown that I know how to act. Meanwhile if I were a beatle, I would have to be george harrison. You know, married up with Sharla Harrison. After all Harry was our cat. But that was Mel Can Tell's idea according to my big sister Rachel Joyce Jones world famous solicitor for some mob in Sydney now. Anyway about the Lion, if you like to handle the munt and smash some beers and large it then check out prehangovercure.com - as I'm not, I'm sitting in my tree waiting for the day that never comes (but eventually does) when I get my kill (gift so to speak) you might as well, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
24th October 2024
PSA annoucement, katie o'hara thinks she is the queen bee but really she is just an average chick from rangi and all she does is fool around with my so called friend Timmy Terror aka Timmy Terrain ie the reign of the Tim with the feign to the shin and shin to the feign and what's this i hear i tricked her not really she was being a slut with matt and tim and all her other friends because she has rich parents so can be very social and never works and probably still stays at home with her mum and dad so i wouldn't just call it girly gossip Rob Berman I would call it a smear campaign nazi communist style, where's the marketing material drop well we do have helicopters circulating at night so maybe it's just an analogy seems very real to me but i guess you'd have to trust me eventually especially since it's one chick who claims that one time i cheated on her which i made sure she found out about straight away not to make her cry so i wasnt really hiding it from her and making a fool out of her like she was doing a great job at doing to me and that's how adults behave when someone is doing or has done something to you you do it to them dont you Fiona? Yes, you do. Plus I was rebel poisoned to make me gay and retarded and then gangstered and schonged and schtained just to make me as dumb as possible so they could really get their end away against me in tonne of brickston, oh well so people are smart and will work that one out so I might as well write about it as it appears to be a big problem for women like im such a mean man oh well the first cut is the deepest atleast she had an orgasm to make up for it but can she be an adult? Nothing's perfect anyway so smile, you might as well, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
18th October 2024
Just a PSA. In September, Your Nikka here, yes the one and very lonely travelled to London with a HSM visa. You know, highly skilled migrant visa. Look it up with the british press or the scottish authorities. That's a real shit true spit my Nikkas. Anyway just any old way to promote myself today, nothing else doing but don't forget to cure your hangover before when it happened. Speaking of which that was before it all came down on me like a tonne of bricks(ton) and I got Big Knighted Mr Jones (let me, stare at the beautiful woman... etc) style, so smile, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
17th October 2024
So you know I was walking down the street the other day and just minding my own business and what did the police officer say within earshot "Don't worry we know you are just scraping by at the moment but you'll get a decent gift from the Mogridges". Meanwhile there is all this hilarious hope through this human hardship that I am going through and so all I can do is stay optimistic and hope to be lucky once again and make some coin but in the meantime promote Prehangovercure.com - you know cure your hangover before when it happened. So smile, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
15th October 2024
Today I got a nice Kiaora welcome from the people of Takapuna Village. Some hot babes floating about always boosts ones spirits. Everybody is talking about how they are in a criminal rhyming analogy with their street address. Like how Cuan Gray lives at 36 Avondale Road. So 6-3 = 3 = C so he lives at C A R place. But get this he is the guy with the car number plate LAB 632. So? You might ask? Yes well what happens to little Nicholas but Cuan Gray gets Nicholas locked up by the psych lab system of NZ when he was 42 years old and everybody knows that 6-3=3 and 3-2=1 so that's 31 but 3 is 4 and so 1 is 2 as people down with the lingo and those styles of things say so LAB42. So what? Well why am I not surprised that my medium channel experience is going off without a hitch (thanks to ESP) and I had to be locked up again so I had enough money to survive during it. An extra $50 per week is enough to live off for a lifetime my Sister and Brother in law reckon. Gotta be joking. I'll be working again one day, but in the mean time I'm just struggling through as I have to start from scratch at some point in my life according to Rob Berman so it might as well be about now my funk soul brother I would say to him. Although people are impressed with Prehangovercure.com - you know cure your hangover before when it happened. So smile, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - Your Nikka
10th October 2024
After the events of the last week or few days or so it turns out a life of crime is not on the cards for young Nicholas. In fact, I may just be doing 'totally fine' for the rest of my years in a few weeks, months but hopefully not years time. Good things come to those who wait. Smile, stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
6th October 2024
Oh well here goes nothing, this might be my last post for a while. My life has been ruined by the Annie Severne government. Mind you so has their main man Timothy John Severnes'. Basically they are communists from Ireland and so must be my Grandfather who named my Dad - Dail Michael John Jones that you should google 'The Dail' and read the full page on Wikipedia and figure out if that is a metaphor or an analogy for the Sein Fein you know IRA terrorists. The thing about this Annie Severne government is Tim my former childhood bestfriend during my youth has been Buddle Fuddle Cuddle Muddled into ruining his life and now my life is completely ruined so much so that I might as well turn to a life of smoking cigarettes and crime as that's what my Mum seems to think my style is anyway which it hasnt been until they've left me with a weekly amount of income which works out about 50% below the breadline for the rest of my life. Oh well Tim has run off with a loose women and he wanted kids which hes got so he gets his money from his mum and lives somewhere in Onehunga. Congratulations Warner Bros NZ and the Annie Severne's for being more corrupt than some year in the USA. But hey that's one way to make money. Atleast corruption is surging in NZ so I wouldn't be surprised if it was in large part due to me being targeted so much. But can I prove it, well if you follow me round like Whybins do yes I can prove it. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
6th October 2024
Apparently if I disobey my Master Mr Dail Michael John Jones of 62 Palmgreen Court Whangaparaoa and go out at night I could be stabbed which sounds like a threat but my sister reckons it's a warning but it is a thinly veiled threat as my father told me, a 43 yr old man that I wasn't allowed out at night. How is it thinly veiled, because my mum wore her anniversary ring in front of me for the first time when he issued those orders and someone just flew by my house and said the words which other witnesses heard "Huge disaster Nicholas Shankster". Michael Long probably knows about it as he called me the master of disaster which is really the master of having disasters happen to me like being shankgrenaded, schonged, schtained, shitserved, shallow hal'ed, big knighted, attacked in brixton, politically persecuted, socially persecuted, made homeless, made to be treated by the psych ward system of new zealand for "stabbing someone" and i still haven't even been issued my OIA file yet about 4 or 5 months later so i can dispute it There are no criminal charges. But now the word on the street is 'Pretty soon you'll be catching up with Sarah (Brooks)" who is friends with my enemy Cuan Gray who makes more women have abortions than James Hunt does and he is getting terrorised for 5 years apparently while he is unable to make any money which is a form of genocide which is what my friends and family have been doing to me the smartest kid from my year level at Kristin school 1998. Food for thought = stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
29th September 2024
It appears the Medium Channel experience crew and I live 'Days of our Lives' lifespans. Very much so. I'm also now an adult according to some Takapuna locals. Well if a village can't raise a child I'm not sure who could but I'm pretty sure I'm definitely one of the mature ones to start with but if it rhymes with my life which it does as Richard said it and the village people include a cop like my Dad is and Mum's the builder and I'm the smoking Indian what else could rhyme here. So everybody in Takapuna village has been seriously mean which was out of control and apparently I have to be poor for quite a long time before I get made rich by the men or man or hey woman these days who is rhyming with my life so holding on to that and hoping for the best is all you can do sometimes when you've been annihilated completely from all angles so they've got me where and how they want me I would say and so did they so what else is there but hoping it's all gonna be fair by Christmas like people have said towards me in passing now that would make this year a good Christmas, there haven't been many of those since Bowral and now I'm hearing the end will be brilliant so looking forward to that so don't let me down Takapuna village people and others cos Tulsi and the rest of the MCE crew are looking forward to it too. Food for thought = stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
27th September 2024
Well I got my '6' and she was a sight for sore eyes. I also had another cute chick to check out that day, a couple or three back when I think I got a biggie ups from the Sunrise crew for something to do with pointing out the inflation we've been experiencing over the past few years is really to do with government spending and an increase in the money supply triggered by the whole covid19 supply side constraints thing. Now I live at K Sare place, where apparently I should wait to get the money that people are telling me is coming for me. You know, to take what I can get out of life and not complain about it. The Italian Philosphical debate ofcourse about whether that is what one should do or to kick up a stink and fight for more, which I already have by claiming political asylum in Switzerland since when it's come out that the Severnes, not the K Sare Sare Severnes I hope were politicaly persecuting me through the Winz Government or social security offices of New Zealand and I wasn't getting fair treatment. Now I am, so now I must wait, and hope and hang in there while my medium channel experience is going on which is teaching us all alot about all sorts of things that have been going on in our lives, including even Mitch Walker, who is now a fully fledged speaker on this thing as well. And I have to admit, I am genius for prehangovercure.com but these takapuna locals are genius too. So genius people do genius things to genius people. Food for thought = stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
22nd September 2024
I'm a witty citizen. With all my witty sinnies. "What's that?" you may ask. Well a that's a form of wit which is a little saying or expression which may be something cynical that is a witty thing to say. That makes myself, Tulsi, Lee, Dani and last and well maybe not least James Muntz witty citizens. While you are at it don't forget to get and stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
20th September 2024
Medium Channel Experiences, top secret, hard to explain, insane in the membrane. Today's a quiet day just waiting around at home for a delivery. Now if that isn't newsworthy I don't know what is but apparently Sir John Key is going to pay me $600k 'one day' well couldn't be more less specific as per - so what can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
19th September 2024
It's official, no more harrassells for me. What a relief, at times persecutory, but don't tell the doctors yeah I know sounds crazy, but I'm just smart so the average joe just thinks that like Katie O'hard cos I'm educated and experienced and highly well trained so I know about stuff, anyway today is a good day so what can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
14th September 2024
Well you cant hassle the hoff and im the hoff and it must be palmhoff sunday says tulsa tulsi who is not sulsad but shes sulsid if she is being smart which she says she is and palmhoff sunday happens once in your lifetime, I beliieve so what does this mean for kit well kits gonna have to get used to purring a bit bettermint cos there's a new sherriff in town and that's no just jokin with ya party afficiandos so what can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
11th September 2024
Check below for an update about BIGMAD.co.nz and James Muntz, I just heard some girls giggiling if that's how you spell that that is about my big day on the 23rd of September this year. Apparently they don't seem to think it'll be a big day for me. I'm used to it, waiting on and waiting on but Summer's coming now and the medium channel experience goes on and on and on and the Walden's really are annoying as I have had 2 or 3 8 hour sleeps in the last 3 years and 9 months now and I'm kinda not happy with them to say the least but they say something comes along to make it alright so I guess I'll have to wait and see as not everyone can be that big a bunch of tools towards me so I'll just have to keep hanging in there I guess and hoping for the best somehow as everything seems alot calmer outside these days without social persecution and the political persecution I uncovered by going to claim Political Asylum in Switzerland thanks to my last boss so what can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
11th September 2024
There is a new man around town. SOME call him James Muntz, others, including himself, now refer to him as 'BIG MAD'. Why? Well you see he is very tall well rather tall and he simply does not care about failing all his exams in life and figures he will be fine somehow, it's not like he has it as bad as I have so watch out for www.BIGMAD.co.nz and what can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
7th September 2024
Word on the street is that James Munt is dumb and doesn't get another peach. We know what that means. And according to some kid I have to sang in there while I am harshipped and my florida demise is all being organised. Okay, sounds like heaps of organising going into that one. And I should be a 'good man' which reeks of Tim Severne subtle humour which I dislike as only the good die young and having being RIP'ed and martyrd I'm kinda hoping for that $600k into my bank account by the 23rd of this month. Otherwise Whybins are a pack of losers and Tony Walden is a just a rich pratt to put it nicely. Can't see how I'm a stupid fool but hoping the medium channel experience I'm going through with Tulsi, James, Lee, Dani and other special guests ends sooner rather than later cos I wouldn't mind a normal nights sleep seeing as I have had only got 2 8 hour sleeps in the last 3 years and 8 months. Getting a whole lot of caffeine into my system which I shouldn't really die from plus I'm toking on the vape like a train to keep my spirits up. Not sure what the world wants from me sometimes but I can't do much now but sit around and hope for the best after all the worst has already happened, except for dying but I'll leave that for another die like James Bond probably would too. What can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
27th August 2024
Well look, a post, today is the day that the team worked out I'm getting some rope, and tbh I've been hanging in there for so long that I won't be hanging myself with it, as if anyone is going to let that happen anyway unless I'm the world's biggest random which I might have been when I was 19 or 20 but now not so much and we hear that Jimi Munt as people call him but he really prefers James Hunt so I shall call him that from now on after 'those' posts is going to have his ass burnt. His ass is rubber we think because if you become part of the furniture which used to be wooden, your ass is usually wooden like his thailand tree at his place in Devonport where he lived as a kid. We know that Thai trees produce rubber, so his ass is rubber and basically what can I say but head like a hole one of his favourite bands has the song wet rubber, so I guess you could say it's slippery when wet James. So the advice is if he slips he makes a quick recovery oh and we know he has a disorder that we have worked out plus to make me look smarter I worked out how to count to 5 backwards which is an easy one. What can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
24th August 2024
Winter is nearly over! Gotta be a good thing, today is a day to look forward to great things happening in the future, I think the updates may be a bit quieter over the next month while I sit tight and wait for something good to happen. Fingers crossed and not even going to want to think about it not happening. Even though James Munt is sure I'm going to hate Whybins and my sister and Fione Mogridge when it doesn't. Everybody else is staying more optimistic because James Munt is a psycho basically who likes to be as annoying to people as possible especially women and then expects to still sleep with them. What can I say but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
11th August 2024
Turns out I only needed 4Ms in my bank account swearer jar which means I lost to Timmy Terrain who only needed 1. Mind you what does he have to swear about, not very much over there in ponce'n'snobby. Life's good in takapunalangas however and I'm looking good for a good day one day in the future when the Amsterhassles are finished and they fill up my Amsterwallet. Money helps but it isn't everything. If you are in New Zealand or interested in investing here check out Kernel Wealth they do a 5 star index fund tracking the mega cap stocks trend. With surprising results. That by the way isn't personal financial advice and is only general information. Happy days here in Takapunalangas as I won't have to do the swear jar again and you've gotta feel for that fella that has the medium channel experience happening in his head who is known by me and somewhere in my area. Just like Homie says though, he can relax which is a positive as everybody knows about it by now. Mind you the guy must be hanging out to work again and make a proper decent income doing something. If you hear of any Fund Manager roles going, let me know and I'll pass that on. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
19th August 2024
According to Takapuna Village people Fe Mog is going to make me a financial big boy. And it will be quite a while till I get Bry Mog Cash. My Sister suggests that I'm getting $25M US in 15 years, which is an awful lot of money in a really long time which is what it's like dealing with these people. I'm not sure how deluded I am, or should be, to believe it - or not. Anyway I can't just sit around for 15 years. Dear old Mum says it's a pyschological thriller not sure which one it's based on but it could be Se7en. As apparently Bry Mog is catholic and I got greedy when leaving Westside Media. Which is the best side. Deadly sins like greed aren't great sins to make when they are around. But that's all dealt with now and nobody seems to be too worried about me so maybe I shouldn't worry about myself either. Funny thing is the movie Se7en stars Brad Pitt as the rookie detective and Morgan Freeman as the veteran one. Strange. Cuan Gray from Westside Media likes to model himself as a Brad Pitt type of guy with his wrist bracelets and hair colour which I'm pretty sure he dyes. Morgan Freeman is Rob Berman, but Cuan has more experience with my story than Rob Berman or Mogridge Fiona (Morgan Freeman) except for in a day to day on the job sense. Nobody wants me dead though, so that's the main thing, but everybody knows Michelle Old could murder James Hunt but he is 6'4" so he'll be fine and that won't ever happen to many of us I would say it is safe to say. All very interesting which I asked for when I was 5 or 6 years old when my father asked me what sort of life I wanted. An Interesting one I replied. Curse it. Why couldn't I have said something far much more rewarding. Oh well what can you do but stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com
11th August 2024
Turns out I only needed 4Ms in my bank account swearer jar which means I lost to Timmy Terrain who only needed 1. Mind you what does he have to swear about, not very much over there in ponce'n'snobby. Life's good in takapunalangas however and I'm looking good for a good day one day in the future when the Amsterhassles are finished and they fill up my Amsterwallet. Money helps but it isn't everything. If you are in New Zealand or interested in investing here check out Kernel Wealth they do a 5 star index fund tracking the mega cap stocks trend. With surprising results. That by the way isn't personal financial advice and is only general information. Happy days here in Takapunalangas as I won't have to do the swear jar again and you've gotta feel for that fella that has the medium channel experience happening in his head who is known by me and somewhere in my area. Just like Homie says though, he can relax which is a positive as everybody knows about it by now. Mind you the guy must be hanging out to work again and make a proper decent income doing something. If you hear of any Fund Manager roles going, let me know and I'll pass that on. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
8th August 2024
By Saturday at noon, high noon I will have 6Ms in my bank account and my life is shrunk. I think that's what that means. I'm supposed to be getting Money from the Mogridges, but I don't think I am, it all rhymes though and I'm a dead poet whose just been martyrd. What a disgrace. And I did dis Will McGregory gracefully Seriously who works for Pond Scum Recruitment. Just joking, he's a helluva bloke and probably and excellent businessman. I wish I was allowed to work again one day. But my father says there are 8 forms of years of genocide which is forthis which apparently according to some turkish actor means F*** You... Fathers, gotta love em - or else. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
7th August 2024
So there's this guy James Munt and he had a one night stand with a part maori geeky accountant and now he has a kid but he found out 9 years later when I was floating around Takapuna Village and so he has kinda got a Kinder Surprise child out there. Stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
5th August 2024
Sun's out today which is noice. I am considering when to cease my vaping habit. Not that it's disgraceful or anything. Looking forward to something really good happening in 15 years which is apparently the plan for my life. So that means I might be at a bit of a loose end for 15 years. Yeesh I hope I find something to get upto over that time like a bit of work. Keep your ear to the ground and let your Nikka know if hear of anything and while you are at it stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
28th July 2024
Today's update take 2. Well I had started and was about a third of the way through the Finishing, the novel that clears up parts of the Loneliest Sangster and tells some stories from more recent times. A couple about influencing the 2023 election which James Hunt got scared about and pressured me into deleting. He's a scaredy cat. jimi the **nt he is known as as seriously he should learn to use condoms. Not the smartest operator. I'll come up with a new start to the sequel novel soon. In the meantime stay hydrated and whiskey on with prehangovercure.com.
24th July 2024
Well I've done all I can to make something happen. Are you being proactive with your work? I have been online. Like I am now. All I can say is that James Hunt is a big tall moron according to most people in my area. He has been setup more times more seriously than I have and he didn't realise any of it was happening as a setup. Now he has to go back to University and learn and not be so ignorant as he one ignorant person. But he doesn't want to as he only likes doing what he wants to do like a child or an immature man. Bizarre. I hope he goes back to The 09 and hits the books, he could use a career change and he is perfectly setup for one with $$$ in the bank. Drink responsibly. Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
23rd July 2024
And that is why you should pre hydrate with h20 BEFORE you consume alcohol to ensure your body's cells are full of water so that you don't become dehydrated and ill after a night out. Prehangovercure.com is currently down but will back up yes it will be up again, I'm never gonna keep it down. Just like you won't keep your breakfast or your dinner down if you aren't prehydrated and then consume a large amount of alcohol. Drink responsibly. Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
21st July 2024
Jimihunt.com is coming out as an Accountant. He's the one who should be, and now hopefully is you do understand, famous for all the wrong reasons. I am a marvellous man from marvellous Melbourne which makes me the Famous Grouse. Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
20th July 2024
Turns out, this dork that I know who was setup by Qmin and Timmy Terror who took him car ballin' one night and he doesn't even realise it. He thinks he's a rapist. But he's just a dork for sex. The plot thickens. Even weirder is these silly people from Rangitoto College obviously have no problems to deal with in their life so when they are too ashamed to admit they like a guy they say he raped them so he is ashamed. But she's not going to the police though because she likes him. Go figure that one out like I just have, it's a 'social' rape. The girl is pretty stupid though for reasons I won't go into. Shun them or Shin them? Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
20th July 2024
Welcome to Friday, ever heard your friend from like 1999 got a friend to rape a girl because she liked you? Well I just did. It's all smiles and rainbows though. Qmin now lives at 36=9=I A Rapist land road. Well played whoever set him up for that one. I know what happens to him next, but I know I'm not the one that is going to do it. Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
19th July 2024
Hi there, are you like me and consume alot of alcohol at times due to a nervous disorder whereby you drink to be confident around woman and then end up being hilarious and attract women and then the cycle continues? Well I am. HAHA! Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
18th July 2024
I'm in for a supplies she says, no lies? We wondered? Hoping for the best. Trouble bubbles for people, and that includes New Zealanders too. We have reached peak taxation. When will we reach peak debt? Will we have everything paid for by then or more of the same usual cost blowouts for infrastructure projects which is the in thing meaning we are paying the mother load for debt financing. Making the country an expensive place to run. Where everything is expensive. So we won't be like Spain where they have a massive economy and cheap things and lots of debt. But we will be alright. We will never pay our current debt back now and that's the trajectory we are on. Media reports say that we repay 9.8Bn dollars in debt financing every year. Not sure how that works. it isn't that much so we are fine I believe. But what's the point in the immigration which costs us alot of money which makes us look like we have GDP growth, but is it real? I don't think it is but it's all accounted for. But is it making us poor? Not poor just expensive to run. And so is every other developed nation, so we have the things to keep the wheels turning. Not looking bad. Should we legalise cannibis I ask you? Might reduce the gang problem we have in NZ. We have a pretty safe country with cops without guns which we don't need them to. How would the gangs react to having the crop money made by business, some of them could start businesses probably a dicey one. Keep it hydrated and Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
18th July 2024
I am Donald Trump. If not, I am Donald Trump's little buddy. Or maybe just some media men's. Lee Rother isn't. You see when you don't play for long on the rugby field, the Ponce'n'snobby media phoney's long play you and set you up through the media which Lee listened to, and found his 'wife' ie his mum. So Lee bought a mum, which is kinda dumb as he already has one, as if he ain't aware she has been sleeping with Tony's underwear. Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
16th July 2024
Today of all days, I hope that Timmy Terror now gets relationships, he just might. He's been doing them for long enough and maybe he is happy and not actually unaware of how they work when you're a man and getting what you want. James Hunt always gets what he wants, he thinks, but he's going to be a bit gun shy now they have smoked him well. And nobody really knows what the future brings for anyone. Except you might have some idea for yourself. Hopefully you do because there is plan a and plan b and that's what most people do. I've kinda just winged it. I must believe in god or something weird like that! HAHA! Why not, I used to call myself agnostic, cos i knew there was one out there, but I didnt know which one it was. But now I know. Don't I just. Whiskey on with prehangovercure.com - your Nikka
14th July 2024
Malcolm Bremnar eats more fish and doesnt tell anybody about it than long john silver used to serve, and that's where that came from.
14th July 2024
This Marie Van Asch fake is a liar and a fraud. When I worked with her at Asteron Life from 2013 to 2019 she had on her business card that she went to 'Auck Uni' which is stupid it's 'The University of Auckland' but it's not she didn't go there I went there in the same year she went there as I am a year older than her at school and worked for the year at FinTel/Tower then went to The University of Auckland so would have been in her classes but she was in none of them and I never saw her the whole time and just ask Nick Watson or Fleur Picot and they'll back me up she's a fake and fraud and a liar and should never be trusted. Everything about her stinks of lies and corruption. I think I've been given half a clue but other people need to wake up as well.
14th July 2024
Ok so if you have read far enough of the way through the unfinished version of the novel up above in the menu bar you'll find I'm talking about Tomothy Turner and desiigner. Truth be told it's Timmy Turner by desiigner the one with an extra 'i' for his name just like Timmy Terror has an eye for an eye as his Trademark for his TM to make Tim. What's this got to do with the price of fish at the market on a Tuesday afternoon at 430pm before it closes at 5 you may ask? Check the lyrics to desiigner's Timmy Turner and you'll find Timmy Terror and Qmin's (or Cool boy school boy Q boy) soul is in the furnace as the lyrics say and tell us they want to get a 'burner' you know a gun to 'kill everyone out mike walden' or 'kill everyone out walking'. Now Timmy Terror's dad walks and it must be that rather odd but not uncommon pyschological male condition to want to become the alpha male by shooting him. Maybe not, I walk, so too used to my father. I don't not think that this is something that has been written by you can see who records and it speaks to stuff about my life and those around me. Also Panda is the black and white tuis who basically eat, shoot and leave. Not the penguins who are the word up on the down low bluebird british british british boys Nicholas Graham Jones and James Hunt who have fathers either in or linked to politics which kind of makes their situations political but due to business deals so essentially treated in a way that is essentially a social paradigm not so much a political one. James Hunt now has to do it the hard way and I don't. Good things come to those that weight and it's been heavy - Your Nikka.
12th July 2024
At the moment I'm stuck in a medium channel experience using ESP, I'll explain some other time. Turns out Lee Rotherham at the control panel module controls is doing it as nasty as possible and breaking all the rules about only doing nasty things to me if I do nasty things towards other people which means it's been 3.5 years of torture, terror, and hell. Also being socially persecuted in the outside world means I've had everything thrown at me. But why does Lee do it this way? Because Tony wants to get back at me for beating Tim's then fiance to the punch when she was going to tell me I wasn't invited to their wedding cos Tim's a coward and then spazzed out and thought I had been speaking to his fiance for 5 years behind his back so he ran off to some weird bar and met some strange girl and told her had '$500k coming in 6 months time so do you want to get married?' because he isn't the wisest man and didn't want to marry his fiance because she didn't 'put out' enough because he is a child basically and doesn't understand how women or relationships work aside from getting his mum's corrupt money of the back of my work. The brilliant part is Lee Rotherham's wife has been sleeping around for the past 3.5years while he has been locked in his computer room on the control module but she's not his wife so basically when he thought he had 'secured his wife' by getting $500k from his mummy when he was 23, she actually wants his money as they do sometimes and he also gives her $300 per week for food and household items and gets rice and beans and salad basically so she is making a fortune from him and will run off with the profit from his house inestment which has only doubled in 20 years so that's pretty lousy and he thinks Tony Walden is his best fwend because he befriended him when he heard he had money so he could play him because he bit of a terrible person who is probably loving all of it but he isn't so untroubled by me as I reported him to somewhere for using a fake address as his legal address when he is company director so that got him in a bit of trouble so one cross against his name as well. Trouble bubbles for people says Timmy Terror and so to does it appear for people when someone gets martyrd - Your Nikka.
12th July 2024
Winter is here. Right here. Last time I did an online IQ Test where I had an hour to complete it back in 2005 and I did it in a hurry before work one morning and only did 8 out of 10 questions in 30 minutes and scored 135. But that's when I wasn't completely well. I think it was a Boston Consulting Group one. You see I do believe being shank(grenaded), schonged, schtained and gangstered as written about in the unfinished version novel up in the menu bar would probably mean it's a bit higher. What does that mean. Some people think that means I'm actually a genius. Which is making me smile lots. Because that is super hilarious. Imagine being a genius. Now I don't want to get a dickenhead of myself here but I've had a bit of help the last month with one thing. The rest of the last 20 years I've had very little help. I would say I've been helped maybe 5 times that I can count ok maybe 6 or 7. And man does it show right now. To be brutally honest witchiz. But I'm gonna go with my tradie mates and just hope for the best from here 'cos she'll be right and I think I'm starting to get a bit more help from some other smart people now as well. Albeit behind the scenes just so I can get by, sometimes you just have to survive before you can thrive. Or as Tulsa Tulsi (she's not sulsi) puts it thrival. Which is a very good thought indeed and I'm sure she would be into me thrivaling - Your Nikka
11th July 2024
Bit of a glitch yesterday meaning I lost yesterday's blog post. James Hunt was scaring me into bringing down the nikkablog as someone might log in and write that I killed biggie smalls and 2pac shamoor in 1998 and raped that little girl. Obviously nobody is going to do that although I do have password concerns. Stay safe online everyone and keep it locked till the next episode of nikkablog.org - Your Nikka
6th July 2024
Here's a doozy someone I know may have a mood disorder. Not I. I suffer from Psoriasis which is a nervous disorder. I'm not Paranoid Pyschotic, just nervous after the way I've been treated which you can read about in the 'Unfinished Version'. All I need now is about three months I reckon and I'll have the finishing written. I'm gonna smash it out and really thrive while going through a medium channel experience where I have my 2M in the sawear jar which has something to do with Hearts. Not sure what. My word. That would be unwise if what people are thinking what I'm thinking. And people want me to be wise and smart. Like I always am. Well, nearly. Today I'm going to enjoy the mild winter weather at the library reading and a walk around the village. It's tough being the new guy in the village. UPDATE: This person of interest needs his 'Doctor" to prescribe him those meds so he isn't a tethered penguin anymore and maybe something else from his regular GP, these are interesting times we live in.
30th June 2024
Here's a story for you, when I got shank grenaded by Sarah Holt's Diesel Mechanic in 2000 and got a bit daftered like my father is a bit daft for what he has done said my flatmate today so you know they can make it like father like son which my father likes because he is a bit mental and he did nothing about that for 9 years and the bases were loaded and he knew i had a scratch on my head so he locked me up in a psych ward for 8 weeks for 'stabbing someone' when there is no criminal evidence of such and now Jacinda Ardern's wonderful (not) new Privacy Act laws mean i can't get to see what is said about me by people other than people working at the psych ward to protect them from me like im a crazy psycopathic murderer or something, which means they'll be getting away with it. LUDICROUS! But hey like they say shit happens.
30th June 2024
It's funny, according to a schoolgirl the other week, i've been spinkstered. That means i'm Tony Montana you know from Scarface. Basically that means I need to get the power, then i get the money, then i get the women. It's difficult to explain but I have the power as power is knowledge as I have been a student all my life. So that means I get the momey. And believe it or not cock is money so seeing as I have 5 or 6 and pardon my crudeness here but this is my personal blog so I'm just explaining a few insights into my experience here in my life in Takapuna Auckland, like I was saying 5 or 6 (inches) then I have the money so that means then I get the women and some days I do wake up a bit bigger which means I'm 6 and chicks are for 6 they say around here. So that means I can get the women. And there was a girl interested the other week, but that was just the first one and the first one is never the one, the second one is. Mind you I have already been starved of female company in my thirties and then I got my 'drink' which was a brazilian babette called uei uei uendia lover I named her. My Father told me I have had enough drinks some time after this so if I sleep with another woman, probably before marriage, then it is one too many girlfriends and that could be a bad thing. So essentially the next girl I meet I need to marry before I have sex with her. And hopefully I can make that happen in ohh I'd say about 6 months time. Mind you I've maybe had 43 girlfriends so the next one would be the 44th which is my father's birth year so that all rhymes, and if I don't get it right it will be his birthday maybe. And I am not celebrating his birthday this year for persomal reasons as he is mean and has me locked up by the mental health system while I am on a medium channel experience and I'm insane in the membrane and that's cypress hill although my mum sends me jobs to work at the IRD and they are from some weird UK online job site based in butts hill. And I'm seeing more butts but have to stay away from the arse. HAHA this is genius some people are totally all up to something here and everybody is in on it meaning I cant do nuthin about it. Well I can but not much. Except for keep smiling. Guess I will have to - Your Nikka
27th June 2024
Beautiful winter weather in Auckland today. Absolutely marvellous as Richie Benaud used to say. What a genius. Everyone knows that, but I shouldn't talk up Aussies too much but there are probably some really good ones on youtube about him. I have a very interesting life but it is a bit empty. It's one of my old friends jobs to make my life as unlucky as possible for 6 years apparently with Sh!t happens art and whatnot. Then hopefully something really good might happen. Which some say, I deserve. So looking forward to that, and then I can post more blog updates about lifestyle enjoyment. So stay tuned, as I already have a business idea in mind as well which you can read about further down the page. Anybody could try it and it's an innovative idea for the financial services industry targeting 20's and 30 somethings. I already have a test client. Seems to have worked for him. Nothing formal and no money exchanged hands. But in a couple of years I could begin to thrive. In the meantime I'm at a loose end and looking for things to blog about. Lots has happened so I will have plenty of stories to share and loads of updates. I am dealing with a group of people at the moment who have all been either wronged or setup by someone. Except for Lee Rotherham who everybody knows is unwise. Wisely productions you could call my life now. I used to live on Wiseley road. The tree that symbolises my life was chopped back. Hopefully Wisely productions is a symbol of my life and that I will be thriving in a few years time. Hoping for the best and planning for the worst. - Your Nikka
26th June 2024
Well today is the beginning of the rest of my life, how's yours? Drop me an email and let me know. I'm looking for good people to talk to to share sarchments with. If you don't have any sarchments then you are nothing. Here's something funny Julian Assange is close to freedom, and I'm close to freedom also, kinda weird how that one works seeing as I was once told that I'm going to kinda be like him. I don't look like him but I've had my fair share of legal battles. I'm looking forward to sleeping through winter and getting ready for Summer. No snowboarding this year as Nikka is too poor. I tried a donation page on bluehost wordpress and that didn't work and that was for my prehangovercure.com work which you should go and check out, links at the top of the page - Your Nikka
25th June 2024
"Oh captain my captain" she said. Little did I know that I would become a dead poet before, after and during being martyrd. Which is just one of those medium channel experiences which is all about torture and pain and suffering and abuse for 3 or 4 years. And smarts and arts. And hil-ariousness. And hardship for others. Atleast I'm paying for everybodies sins. They do say that calm waters do not make capable sailors. - Your Nikka
23rd June 2024
Cuan Gray has already done it. He has murdered twice. The first was an experiment, the second was pre meditated murder. He knows that all murders are errs of murder so he has worked out what he needs to work out. By the way, those two Goldfish were designed to die. It's better by design they say.
23rd June 2024
23rd June 2024
Think about this I'm sitting my final exam now, so there will be loads more updates. I appreciate the stonking from you the New Warriors project who sexually assaulted me in my sleep then tried to call me gay. What a bunch of strange people. No offence - none given, just an observation. Now they are playing mind games with me and trying to get me very harshly treated but hey I'll get $10mill NZD in like 21 years. So the sign is still up - no complaining. I've been wearing James Hunt ages there, apparently I'm aggressive and I think the hard way is the best way who seriously is smart but done a couple of stupid things in his twenties. Who hasn't? Westpac reckon if you're not screwing up a little bit you're not doing it right in your twenties. I don't think James hunt took that as a command or anything he isn't psychotic or nuts he just reckons he is wreckless and likes to make fun of girls. He needs to grow up. I think he probably already has. But now he hasn't a girlfriend in years. Check out the mental fitness page to check him out, he basically is a smart tennis player and has his own home in Tauranga and works at a bar and needs to enjoy life more as he doesnt enjoy life and he is extremely cost concious. Must have inherited that from his Accountant father which we all do I guess like my hardworking nature which is the secret to success. Still Mr Hunt (I'm Mr Jones from the Counting Crows song) you need to find your enjoyment. So he has pledged to prehangovercure dot com himself drinking 2.5 litres or however many ozs that is 112 or something per day for two weeks then drink some beers and not worry about bad hangovers from being so dehydrated as he drinks lots of coke and plays tennis in the hot sun for hours so that's the problem people. Get h20 in you before you drink alcohol and never have a hangover again. EVER! It's a miracle brought to you by - Your Nikka.
22nd June 2024
deleted due to controversy . - Your Nikka.
22nd June 2024
Get this, I'm Nicholas which has a Greek meaning - 'Victory of the people' and my people are my Mum who drives a VW - das auto the people's automobile. Very ironic unless you are wise to the ways of my people which I am becoming. Also, my people have been getting lots of things happening for them off the back of my work, maybe not my mum, but others which I won't cry about to you about. More about my name, Nic-KO-lis or las I am nice they say about me the answer isnt a or b its c im nice, so nice or nicky as i am called but i actually got nickEd by someone from BigE who doesnt change her spots because I gave her the spots, although I might not have because it is all a bit contrived and im just living out my destiny which is planned for me years in advance, so i'll never get ahead of them now since this all started at birth. Also, i had KO as a girlfriend in the middle of my life with my parents who will probably die about 26 or 27 years after I was together with her. About the age I was at the time also, 26 or so, maybe 25. thereabouts. And that's pretty average and in the middle. Then las or lis. Maybe lass because im being treated like a girl now because they are working out my sex. Hilarious. I can't get away from these people because they are everywhere I have to go to now to survive and then thrive. Maybe lis because it's lisa. But maybe not, mind you I did have a friend just recently living at a house near a road named after lisa's father. Bizarre. Plus my marks were stolen at school. More bullshit. Might as well not try. What's the point. That's society for you, breeding winners, or maybe just people who get born to win and others who don't get the right to. Poor me, oh well, I'll be a bludger then and enjoy life. Which is also e nj oy works in some ways, enjoy nj, o y not. Getting a bit too cryptic now. Take it easy nikka bloggers - Your Nikka
22nd June 2024
Here's a tip, people will do to you what you do to them. Have I hurt my father when his mother died, maybe I did, but he never really supported me and used and abused me, long story won't go into detail enough said. He controls the coversation now he says when I speak to my parents once which means my life is controlled by him. My mother loves me so I won't get hurt is word on the street, it's just street theatre my mother says, not sure why I would, I haven't really done much wrong in my life except for falling for the ploy or the ply ploy or the setup or frameup or the trip or the trap which are all done now and now I get to sit around and sit around and have fun waaaay under the bread line, and am below the line famous. Does this mean once my mother dies I will be hurt, of course I will, but not by anything other than my mum no longer being around, I'm not that paranoid, NZ is safe as houses. So the same thing will happen to me, I'll be hurt, but not by my son, as I'm being treated genocidally I believe because I can't get work as I'm not allowed to until my family and society let me, in a not your normal way, unless that is normal, and how would I know, I've never been through my forties before and all this other stuff I'm mentioning so I should basically hope for the best and plan for worst, and not worry about it, like the kid at New World said today - "Your father is doing it because you've been big knighted" which I needed to get back to a normal size, which does make him a bit of a rapist maybe, or maybe not, which could've been worse although if I took another sip like sublime said in the second attempt to big knight me in west Vancouver I'd be in jail, for falling for it. Or maybe going out to bars aloner like my brother tells me I shouldn't, although I did get assaulted one time so I don't do that anymore. Mind you they did tell me they were going for the jugular, and the big knight experience juice was served from a watering can so they wanted me to FIG ur it out and put a cork in it because I'm a retard. How mean is that, I'm not really a retard, I'm the smartest kid from my year level at a rich school in Auckland NZ. But if you read my novel you will find I got shank-grenaded and poisoned which made me dafted before I got raftered and now I'm aftered. Which all rhymes because someones an artist, not sure whether it's my father or Bill Gates. Don't fall too hard and stand, like they say, I'll have somewhere to stand one day, but why my father wants to get all my friends to be his friends and run my life like this, no apologies, makes him a but of a crazy psycopath or maybe a but weird but hey, we all have to deal with what our parents want for us. So i'll keep focussing on what I can control and get through winter then hit beautiful takapuna beach and see if I can't enjoy life a little. Might as well, my parents have, so I'm only following their example and my brothers. - Your Nikka
21st June 2024
About those electric ballon buses that I predicted floating over North West America before when they happened, a few of us here at nikkablog.org are wondering how weird it is, like maybe someone watching me may be in on it with the Chinese Government. Food for thought people, how else am I going to be so right so many times? First the tech sector stock market correction, that was easy, rising interest rates. Then the NZ property market crash, also easy, history doesn't repeat but it has a way of rhyming. Then this, which is actually like, really wild.
18th June 2024
According to some cute chick in 2022, I'm kinda like Julian Assange. According to someone else at the bar, I'm New Zealand's Julian Assange. Not sure how that happened, but I did find the Scoop.co.nz hoax webpage about the Covid-19 prediction, that must have been put up there after Covid-19. Talk about making us a bit concerned about Covid-19 being terrorism. Well played them then. Of course I reported it to the FBI. Plus I predicted the balloons going over North Western America three months before they happened to the DHS. Probably a fluke, just figured it would happen, and then it did! I called them VWAP Satellites from North Korea, floating over NWA but they were Balloons from China floating over. Not far off, I'm better than Nostradameous! I'm just not joking around with you party people. After years of hassles I'm hearing they all end soon, and then I'll be enjoying my lifestyle, that's what I'm hearing. Fingers crossed hoping for the best probably should plan for the worst so you can always rely on baked beans from New World for a $3 meal so you can save $40 per week of your Government Unemployment Benefit to move house when necessary in 3 years time or something. That's my lifestyle at the moment, just near the beginning of enjoying it. Don't forget to check out Pre Hangover Cure page Nikka Whiskey enthusiasts for no more hangovers, the science is explained and it's free from Your Nikka
11th June 2024
Hibernating for 4 weeks like me? It is winter after all, so I'm trying the hermit lifestyle. Then I can't go down to the beach due to the endothelial lesson I was taught which could promote skin cancer, and it's bad enough in NZ anyway for those styles of things. What to do in Summer instead? Guess I'll hang at the park, that's a good alternative. Maybe I'll get an invite to somewhere that won't be someone being a dickhead or trying to make a dickhead of himself. Have to wait and see, enjoy life - Your Nikka
9th June 2024
What a week. Threat that I took seriously which is hilarious apparently turns out to get me further treatment from the psych lab. What a drag. There's actually nothing wrong with me, I got gangstered and since then i've fixed myself up with some more enjoyable experiences. According to word on the street, or at Starbucks rather, the rest of my life is going to be sweet and I'm no longer a dumbass according to my mate Tim who runs out with his Mummy's money like a good ponce'n'snobby boy and doesn't achieve much and ruins my life all the time with setups and frameups and trips and traps and all their other plys and ploys for their fun and games at my expensiveness or now poorness rather. So, I'm a bum at the beach, who isnt allowed to go down to the beach, because some guy at the library said she said she is 'freaking out' so he says 'so dont go down to the beach then'. Not sure how long that has to go on for, probably by summer I'll say to hell with it and go down for a walk along the beach. Not gonna live in fear of living like a free man in a free world. even though inflation was terribly managed by the Reserve Bank since covid-19. And I'm pretty sure if you calculate the real gdp using 6th form economics we've had a pretty badly performing economy for the last 5 years, but the new woke economists do it in a more complicated fashion with their models these days. And all models are wrong but some are useful. like Elle Macpherson, she has her uses I believe. Speaking of woke, starbucks are woke. They now are awake to the fact that I'm not a dumbass according to Timmy Terror who words people up on the downlow about me to deliver messages. Won't be telling my psychiatrist that he'd lock me up and throw away the key. I got a thanks from Kim Waldoch for the corsage that I bought her with my own money not my parents that i earned to take her to the 6th form ball with. Woohoo, aint life $600 grand. Which apparently I get one day. That would make life sweet, otherwise, everybody is just a dickhead and super annoying and apparently I'm as famous as julian assange - below the line - not on the clothesline, as it's either A, B or C because there's always three options, even though there's usually four. But I won't argue with their nonsense if they want to pay me, unless they are having me on now I'm off the clothesline due to the clothes I wear which used to be bought for me, or used to wear, meaning something for them to have a right scream over my life with. Which apparently they don't find my life a scream anymore. I think I'm NZ's luckiest unluckiest person in someways. Or just unlucky, but it could always be worse, as people say. Enjoy life - Your Nikka
31st May 2024
Lifestyle enjoyment with nikkablog.org continues to begin, right here, right now. The Sharting years may be over. It may not be too soon to say so. As people are now leaving little Nicholas alone around the place. No more flea fly messages, from the fleas and the flies. Time will tell, and tomorrow is winter down here in NZ which means I'm clearing the decks of all my older and some still newish snowboarding and skating gear, so check out trademe.co.nz for some deals on snow gear for the snow season and help a guy out won't you? Your Nikka.
26th May 2024
Have you checked out 'The Unfinished version' yet? I must admit, I ramble on a bit, but I wrote it in two weeks while being tortured by Whybin TBWA and Lee Rotherham, the most bothersome businessman, misleading and deceptive - a walking contraceptive. You know the one I'm sharing a few stories about on my lyrics page, so check them out for medianess that is there for you to borrow or steal and make your own and then just use it and come back for some more. You see, when I'm going through a Medium Channel Experience for the past 3.5 years because of speaker microphone audial ear canal device cables in my ear drums where people can hear what I hear, know my thoughts and see what I can see which were inserted in my skull under the guise of adenoid surgery by my parents and the government, which makes it torture by the Government's media men organised back in the 1980s when I was itemised as the target ply ploy boy for the Labour media gangstas to have their way with and like my father says - to martyr me - he said it at the dinner table. They were thinking about martyring Napoleon Bonaparte but didn't because that would cause too much trouble, and trouble bubbles for people says Timmy Terror, so I'm just quietly, only just quietly concocting some trouble to bubble for some other people as well. Which I can't tell you about unless you hear about it on the downlow. So keep your ear to the ground.
24th May 2024
Continuining on with my highly irreverant material. Now this part isn't enjoying my lifestyle, which happens in life as well. My flatmate wants to 'scratch me' because he put toenails on my bed one time after he said when cooking 'toenail speak to me like that' because he thinks he is cool and had no right to come into my room. Then he put sand all over the floor where I sit on my bed sometimes and he put sand in my bed which I still need to completely fix up (I'm a bloke - what do you expect). So I did something stupid in his room which I won't go into in detail. And now he might want to get 'the bros' onto me. Oh well, my life is ruined anyway by Labour Media Gangstas. So I might as well become a terrorist said Patrick Wharton to me one time which appears to be the time in my life now where I don't taking stupid nonsense lying down. And find ways to tell my story and provide lots of witty, dry and at times off-putting content and commentary for people to enjoy while I go about ways to find ways for people to enjoy their lifestyle, and publish them on nikkablog.org - the wikimedia of enjoying your lifestyle. More updates on my lifestyle, how I'm enjoying it and how you can too coming up over the next few weeks, months and even years. Let's hope I don't get scratched by Ty and his 'bros'. Wish me luck - Your Nikka. ps I'm not going to become a terrorist, I'm an entreprenerd.
19th May 2024
This week has been a pretty slow news week. But here's what you need to know. 'The Finishing' - sequel novel to 'The Unfinished Verson - The Loneliest Sangster' is on the cards. Due out by end of winter to give you a spring/summer edition to your reading enjoyment levels in line with fashionable trends. Gotta keep those levels up, in line with those trends and those fashionable stylish types of kind of things. Plus, something tells me the All Blacks got spanish flea fly neighbourhooded into the right wrong decision, circumstances, scenario or outcome in the Rugby World Cup Final against the Saffas. Not surprising seeing how Timmy Terror treated little Nicholas with the Big Black Serve to sharm him up (in the ass) which people think is hilarious work by Timmy Terror, but really cost his All Black 'friends' of his the world cup. The British don't stand for such common nonsense, you do realise. Stay tuned and check back soon for another update, and more on 'The Finishing' and other mortal combat stories from the life and dope crimes of little Nicholas the NME of the LMG
10th May 2024
So who is 'Nike Bones'? you may ask? Well lend me your ear and I shall explain. Nike Bones was my instagram account page name. Nothing too interesting yet. But then two years later Jon Jones the World Champion (like they all are) MMA fighter used that name - Nike Bones - with Nike the shoe company you may have heard of and named his Special Edition Limited Edition instant sell out shoes after me. I'm happy and not happy. It's a compliment I guess that I can come up with clever creative things. I am always realising that you always need money for shoes as well though - so check out my lyrics page and see if you appreciate my work. Some of my lyrics include sporting, political and media angles. Others are about women and deciding to go homeless in Australia during COVID-19 (no reason to be in lockdown then, got out and enjoyed the great outdoors). Where ahh, you see, I turned into a stray Leah. But Leah's not here, what happened to Leah? Who cares it's all about Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la etc you know the one, although I saw her first, but I couldn't sleep with her as I thought that might be creepy as she was a family friend and I got daped raped by a girl friend of mine a few weeks before so you know kinda strange time in my life. That's all for this first introdition, oh and I go by Doctor Jones now, as I have alot of patients you know, patience! Signed Your Nikka